Are you Polish?

[BlueCrush]

>> A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".>>>> The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?">>>>>> The guy, clearly offended, says "Well, yes I am>>>>>> But let me ask you something.>>>>>> If I asked you for Italian Sausage,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was Italian ?>>>>>> Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was German ?>>>>>> Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was Jewish?>>>>>> Or, if I asked you for a Taco,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was Mexican ?>>>>>> Would ya, huh ? Would Ya">>>>>> The clerk says, "Well no">>>>>> "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was Irish?>>>>>> What about Canadian Bacon,>>>>>> would you ask me if I was Canadian?">>>>>> "Well, I probably wouldn't,">>>>>> With self-indignation, the guy says,>>>>>> "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish>>>>>> just because I asked for Polish Sausage?">>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The clerk replies,>>>>>> >>>>>> "Because you're at Home Depot.">>>>>>

[gargoyle]

Acutally... you can get a polish sausage at Home Depot! At least at the ones around here (Chicago/Northwest Indiana area). Most of them have a hot dog stand vendor in the front vestibule serving food, snacks, and beverages.

[joatmon]

Are you Polish? yes 1/4, both parents of one of my grandmothers immigrated from there. At least 1/4 Irish, and the rest of the lineage is an indeterminate mix of Dutch, English, French, etc. Near impossible to do any genealogy research in Poland, that country has been stomped by the east and west so many times that most records are non-existent.

[zionzr2]

nice!!