Worst Movie You Ever watched

JohnC · Post by **JohnC** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:54 am

Wow we just got back from the most terrible movie, it was so bad it was almost funny. We are trying to remember seeing one worst than this , but can't. We live in a very small town with a theatre built in 1939, it's a "one plex", so it's a no brainer to pick which movie to see each week. Any way the name of it is Open Water, made by Lions Gate Entertainment (first clue)it's about a couple scuba divers mistakenly left out in the middle of the ocean.We were cheering on the sharks to try to end the madness!Oh well now we have a standard to measure bad movies against. What was the worst movie you ever sat thru?

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:21 pm

the first couple that come to mind are Reptilicus and Plan 9 From Outer Space, but I've probably seen worse than those. will have to think about it some more.Here's a good audio clip from Plan 9

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nismo · Post by **nismo** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:48 pm

The real life version of DUMBO! God that movie was terrible. So, boring, it put me to sleep.Inder Singh

kostby · Post by **kostby** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:10 pm

I recently dozed through the Yu-Gi-Oh movie with my son who avidly collects the cards & plays the game in local tournaments.My son was thrilled that they gave out a (perhaps rare?) Yu-Gi-Oh card to each patron with a ticket purchase.I'm just not into anime'-styled fantasies about role-playing card games. Basically a 'good versus evil' struggle, except that I couldn't keep track of who was good and who was evil. I suppose if I'd stayed awake throughout, I might have had a different opinion!

cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:53 pm

Quote, originally posted by JohnC Â»What was the worst movie you ever sat thru?Well, I know I'm going to make some enemies here, but I thought "The Fast & Furious" would be in my top 10 worst.

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:13 am

Quote, originally posted by cohocarl Â»Well, I know I'm going to make some enemies here, but I thought "The Fast & Furious" would be in my top 10 worst. I loved that movie, the lame one was the second one. And I guess there is a third coming?I'm going to say Austin Powers in Goldmember was so bad it was almost funny.

Herb · Post by **Herb** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:59 am

I would say Black Mask. It was so bad my friend and I were trying to sneak out of the theatre to see if we could sneak into Star Wars Episode I, but the cinema employees were patrolling the halls to make sure no one did.Of course SW Ep I wasn't too much better either. Also SW Ep II rates up there as one of the worst movies I ever saw too.

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:04 am

Quote, originally posted by JohnC Â»What was the worst movie you ever sat thru?Anytime anybody asks me this question, I always say "Scent of a Woman" - (removed) that was the worst, most boring movie I ever sat through. Everybody said it was so good and it received good reviews. It may have had good acting, but they forgot the plot. And the Al Pacino character was just anoying..."boo yaa".

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:40 pm

hannibal is a disgrace to silence of the lambs

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:33 pm

Quote, originally posted by desert_dweller Â»Manos Hands of Fate manos means hands. so the movie is "hands hands of fate"????i have never seen it and already it is stupid

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:24 am

The 3 worst movies I have ever seen, in no particular order:Lost HighwayBuffalo 66The Thin Red LineThose are a few hours of my life I wish I had back.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:40 am

Quote, originally posted by Salsa! Â»Britney Spears' movieoh, it can't be that bad

pwarren4 · Post by **pwarren4** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:57 am

3 worst movies ever:1. End of Days2. Reservoir Dogs3. Trainspotting4. Bad Santa

cspmeinkc · Post by **cspmeinkc** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 6:30 am

i agree with the fast and furious.now fart cans are everywere!!

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:04 am

Not sure if it is the worst that I've seen, but Killer Klowns From Outer Space ranks way up there. lol

myredrs · Post by **myredrs** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:59 am

The Batman & Robin movie. The one with George Clooney, Silverstone, Thurman, and Arnold.Horrible.....

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:02 am

Quote, originally posted by myredrs Â»The Batman & Robin movie. The one with George Clooney, Silverstone, Thurman, and Arnold.Horrible..... once they ditched keaton, batman sucked big ones. they cartooned it up too much. the first two were very dark and sinister and had a cool vibe (huh huh) to them

ZubenElGenubi · Post by **ZubenElGenubi** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:39 am

Worst movies that I haven't been able to block from my memory. In no particular order; I don't want to think about them that much: Anaconda Highlander II: The Quickening Pay It Forward Spy Kids Dude, Where's My Car? Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:41 am

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi Â» Pay It ForwardAwww, my mom and I really liked that movie! And I can't believe that someone mentioned Resevoir Dogs! I like that one too! The Quentin Tarantino film that I thought really sucked was Pulp Fiction. I hate that movie.The Matrix was one that I've attempted to watch 3 times now, but always fall asleep. But I guess I'm not much into sci-fi flicks. I thought that one sucked big time too, even though it was so popular.But the crown jewel of horrible movies that I've seen has to be Kitchiku (sp?). My one former roommate and I made the mistake of watching that movie despite the warnings not to. I feel that it somehow has warped my mind. We put that movie into the "unmentionable" category. It was some Japanese produced movie that contained just unimaginable acts of violence which I will not dare to describe. The dialogue was all in Japanese and I don't remember if it was even subtitled. Bluuuggghhhh! It still gives me the creeps!

ZubenElGenubi · Post by **ZubenElGenubi** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:10 am

Hey, I wanted to like that movie (Pay It Forward), but I read the book first. For me, it was hard enough having to see Kevin Spacey in a role whose character was originally an African-American (and much more disfigured). But the clincher was that I felt I was being "forced to feel something"...wish I could explain it. I felt manipulated.Or, maybe I was having a bad day!

cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:25 am

Quote, originally posted by Stang2Vibe Â»Awww, my mom and I really liked that movie! (Pay it Forward) We liked it also. Excellent plot with some ethics squeezed in.I like any movie that has Helen Hunt in it though.......

Pablo1669 · Post by **Pablo1669** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:32 am

Gods and Generals is the number one on my list... it's 4 hours of pure crap#2 would be One Hour Photo with Robin Williams.... I wanted to kill myself it was so bad

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:40 am

Quote, originally posted by pwarren4 Â»3 worst movies ever:1. End of Days2. Reservoir Dogs3. Trainspotting4. Bad SantaYou didn't like Reservoir Dogs? That movie is great!!! Trainspotting is a hit or miss movie. I thought it was OK, not as good as it has been made out to be. I can usually pick a bad movie out like a cockroach on a dinner plate, so I usually don't watch them. But probably the worst one I have watched recently was "League of Extrordinary Gentleman." That movie blew. I can usually suspend my disbelief for a movie, but I can only stretch it so far before it breaks, and it broke about 25 minutes into the movie.

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