Think before you speak.

[redlava]

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. Thewife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look atherself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my (removed) is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in asoft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."Services for the husband will be held Saturday morningat 10:30 at St.Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

[bckersey]

Where did you get that? I heard it on the radio today as well. I was confused.

[Mavrik]

My advice is...don't ask a question you know you won't like the answer to.

[sylvainber]

any man with an ounce of smarts would have taken the 5th on that question

[redlava]

Quote, originally posted by bckersey »Where did you get that? I heard it on the radio today as well. I was confused.My Dad sent it to me in an E-mail.