You know you have problems when:

[VibeChick]

-You feel compelled, on a road trip, to beat your previous best time.-When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved.-You walk proper lines through the grocery store. -The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance): 1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached shop. 2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28'enclosed trailer and a 34' 5th wheel. 3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder. 4) A grease pit. 5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site. 6) Deaf neighbors. 7) Across the street from a paint and body shop. 8) Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property somewhere -or- hookups for the motorhome. -You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased-You know that Orthodontic work is the equivalant of three sets of tires.-You sit in your race car in a dark garage and make car noises and shift and practice your heel and toe, while waiting for your motor to get back from the machine shop. -More than one race supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call. -You have car parts in your cubicle at work.-You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'-You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."-You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker-You save broken car parts as "momentos". -You've found your lawnmower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but doesn't particularly care for alcohol)-Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have timeslips-You would choose a rollbar over air conditioning if it were an option- You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter"- You spend more on insurance premiums than on food. -You own five cars and only one of them is street legal. -You know the 1/4 mile times and skid pad numbers of your riding mower and want to improve them.

[DjDoubleLP]

Sadly I am guilty of some of these infactions.......OH WELL!!!

[AKLGT]

ha ha ha! in fact i was just told monday night that i must get rid, sell, give away, or junk my old tundra truck parts that are out in the garage! LOL

[redlava]

Quote, originally posted by DjDoubleLP »Sadly I am guilty of some of these infactions.......OH WELL!!! LOL! Me too!!