Young couple elopes...Mature

[MailGuy!]

So there was this young couple who had decided to drive off to Vegas to elope. The two had never been intimate before and were anxious(sp?) for the big night. As they were driving there the girl turns to the guy and says,"Now I know we've never been intimate before and I just want to get this out now incase you change your mind, I'm really flat chested."The guy thinks about it for a minute and says, "You know, (removed) isn't everything and I really Love you honey. I'm fine with that." They drive a little further and the guy turns to her and says, "Since we haven't been intimate yet, I want you to know...um... I'm like a baby down there."She thinks about for awhile and says, "You're right, (removed) isn't everything. I still want to marry you."So they get there, get married and are in the hotel room that night. The new bride is in bed waiting for the groom to come out of the shower. He comes out with a towel around his waist and drops it. She faints and hits the floor. He rushes to her aid and gets her to come to. She says, "I thought you said you were like a baby down there?!""Yeah, 8 pounds, 21 inches."

[Mavrik]

OUCH!which leg did he tie that to when trying to walk. Tripod is correct. heh kickstand.