Your first time.

[Mavrik]

Hah and I bet you clicked here thinking it was a topic about (removed) but your wrong! hah got ya... ok I'll get on to the reason for this. TRDVibe wanted a thread about a "first" so here it is...Since I fooled some of you into thinking this was about (removed), what was the first time you can remember that you were fooled by someone. It can be the belief in Santa (sorry kids but he doesn't exist) or what have you.I can remember when I was a kid, my grandfather who had been in the army had told me that if I was bad, the army would come take me away. Living in London ontario near two army bases... and I being like 4 years old believed him. Well one day I was playing under a tree in the mud (after having been told not to) and got dirty so my mom told me I could not come into the house. Well she closed the screen door and the wooden one to so I hit the screen door and broke the glass... must have been weak glass cause I was 4 years old... Anyway realising I had just broken a window and remembering my grandfathers words I rushed off into the back yard and hid in the apple tree so the soldiers could not find me. Now I suppose now they would have seen me up there unless they were in training to find Bin Laden and then they probably wouldn't have.The army never came for me and there ya have it.So what was your first fool you can remember?

[AKLGT]

ohh.... good one! hmm.... i gotta think about that. i can tell you when i was little my bro, keith, used to play all kinds of tricks on me. always telling me stuff and i'd believe him because he was my older bro. i was quite gullable back then (and sometimes still am). i remember that he used to tell me that the insides (slimy stuff) in tomatoes were actually the brains and they were aliens.. when you ate it, that juice inside was their brains! eww! til this day, i can't eat raw tomatoes! LOLhe also told me when i was little that the car wash (the old ones w/ the cloth moving parts) was also an alien and when it sweeps over the top of the car, it opens it up and then sucks your brain out. i used to scream and cry whenever we'd take the car thru the wash. finally my folks found out about what he told me and so he got in a lot of trouble.come to think of it.... he used to tell me lots of things about aliens and brains being sucked out.. hmm.

[Herb]

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe »come to think of it.... he used to tell me lots of things about aliens and brains being sucked out.. hmm. Umm, Hope I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you really shouldn't get too close to your CAI because it's really an alien waiting to suck your tomatoes out!

[Mavrik]

Yeah eh? and with those wal-mart runway lights in your car? you provided them with a landing strip there Hope.

[Mr. Poopypants]

I think the first time I can remember being fooled is when my mom used to tell me that eating the crust on bread will make your hair curly. Which is total BS. What chemical property does the crust have that goes straight to your hair. I'm going to have to have a talk with her tonight. LIES I TELL YOU.......LIES.

[Mavrik]

So is your hair curly?

[Charlievibe]

Hey, I have curly hair....and I love bread, go figure!!!Anyhow, the first time that I can actually remember being foold was in the second grade. I would chase the boys and kiss them. My second grade teacher called me in and told me that if I didn't stop kissing the boys, my lips would fall off. I was a hard-headed little one and kept kissing the boys waiting for my lips to fall off. Still kissing boys, still have lips and still waiting for them to fall off!!!!!

[drunkenmaxx]

hey, we all have some curly hair! i think the first trick i fell for would be when my grandma told me that if i crossed my eyes, they could get stuck like that

[Sputnik]

My first time... was so romant... oh wait thats not what we're talking about!

[AKLGT]

Quote, originally posted by Charlievibe »Hey, I have curly hair....and I love bread, go figure!!!Anyhow, the first time that I can actually remember being foold was in the second grade. I would chase the boys and kiss them. My second grade teacher called me in and told me that if I didn't stop kissing the boys, my lips would fall off. I was a hard-headed little one and kept kissing the boys waiting for my lips to fall off. Still kissing boys, still have lips and still waiting for them to fall off!!!!! ya, that's how i got mono! LOL

[Charlievibe]

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe »ya, that's how i got mono! LOL

[Mavrik]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »hey, we all have some curly hair! i think the first trick i fell for would be when my grandma told me that if i crossed my eyes, they could get stuck like thatI was told that also... heh and my hair is straight for the most part and I don't eat my crusts on my toast but will if the bread is not toasted.

[Pablo1669]

my parents told me that If I kept making silly faces, my face would get stuck like that

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik »So is your hair curly?Nope

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by Sputnik »My first time... was so romant... oh wait thats not what we're talking about! LOL

[JohnC]

1st time i remember being fooled...snipe hunting at midnight using a brown paper bag and a flash light. Dawg gone older brothers!

[Sputnik]

I guess the biggest thing I was fooled by is that once in public school, my teacher told me that the reason you don't see many blue jays in the summer is because they lose their feathers and are in a sense, naked! Hence the term naked as a jay bird. I believed this for the longest time!

[Mavrik]

naked as a jay bird heh, thats funny and just goes to shows us that teachers do lie.