terrorist humor

[ShotInTheDark]

Flight out of London Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a beer." "Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes... pissing in beers?" Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . . . . . . No Jesus, No Christmas. No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Wal-Mart, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies. No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[joatmon]

a plane had to make an emergency landing and federal air marshals dragged a white haired old grandmother off the plane because one of the flight attendants noticed the old woman had knitting needles.Apparently they were afraid she was going to make an afghan.

[Stang2Vibe]

Good ones, guys!

[drunkenmaxx]

(prior to Saddam's capture)-did you hear that they killed Saddams sons?-yep, now all they have to do is bag dad!-why don't they teach drivers ed and (removed) ed at the same time in the Taliban?-the camels get way too tired