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Sub-Vibe-R
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Classes for men

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I don know if this already been posted, I used the search and cannout find anything. So let get coursesGood morning everyone,Do you know anyone that needs to enrol, classes are filling up quickly!NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ONLY! ALL ARE WELCOME!Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty,each course will accept a maximum of eightparticipants each. Sign up early and get a discounton registration.1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step withslide presentation.2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussion.3: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THEFLOOR. Practicing with hamper. Pictures andgraphics.4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEYLEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BYTHEMSELVES? Debate among panel of experts.5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOURSIGNIFICANT OTHER. Help line and support groups.6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKINGIN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDEDOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum.7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFULTO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real-lifetestimonial from the one man who did.9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHEPARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation.10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOURMOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. Online class and role playing.11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxationexercises, meditation and breathing techniques.12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHERIMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BELATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONGALL THE TIME. Individual counselors available
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Re: Classes for men (Sub-Vibe-R)

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HAHA thats a real rib cracker right there.
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Yeah, but if we learned all that then we wouldn't be men.
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Re: Classes for men (Sub-Vibe-R)

Post by ArcsVibe »

Did your GF put you up to this?
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