Reverend Poopypants

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:22 am

Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the Universal Life Church, I am now an ordained minister, that means I can perform marraiges!!I should change my user name to Reverend Poopypants! Anyone want me to perform their marraige? LOL

pmh013 · Post by **pmh013** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:44 am

I had a roommate in university that did that. Only he was allowed to perform baptisms too.He prefered to perform them at raves, when everyone was high on E, and he used vodka instead of holy water.He was the wierdest roommate I ever had.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:47 am

wow. sounds like it.... ya, not my thing... too wierd for me.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:51 am

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants Â»Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the Universal Life Church, I am now an ordained minister, that means I can perform marraiges!!I should change my user name to Reverend Poopypants! Anyone want me to perform their marraige? LOLSo can you perform your own marriage? Or is that against the rules?

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:10 am

I can perform any function of a minister, including baptisms.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:11 am

I wouldn't want to, plus I think my fiance would slap the crap out of me, and I would let her if I asked that. LOL

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:13 am

Yeah if you can marry yourself to your gf... you can skip certain questions like "If anyone knows why this wedding should not take place speak now?" or change your own vows heh.

trocar · Post by **trocar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:12 am

Congratulations, Have you printed off your new business cards yet. If not go to the forum with the Vibe Funeral Coach, and add it to your card.

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:34 am

Nice job. I worked with a guy at walmart who did that too.

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:47 pm

Poopy, it would sure look funny for you to have to keep switching places at the altar as you asked yourself questions and then answered them!And you already changed your username here once, it's hard enough to keep track of you!

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:14 pm

lol! people might think you are schizophrenic!

scherry2 · Post by **scherry2** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:27 pm

must be some church....

Fformula88 · Post by **Fformula88** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:35 pm

Now everyone has the option of having an actual genvibe member perform their marriage, from the back of their Vibe! Ok, maybe we won't go that far. Congrats!!

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:07 am

As ironic as it may seem, I'm also an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church.I'm currently trying to get the stuff to become an official minister of The church of Beer. Go me

pmh013 · Post by **pmh013** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:45 am

Further to my odd roommate, Geo's post about the Church of Beer reminded me of my roommate's scheme:He was going to start his own church, and use the whole thing as a tax write-off. Mind you, he never did get the idea off the ground, but it's an interesting concept if you know the tax laws & how to get away with it.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:48 am

oh! so THIS is how the church of elvis got started!!!

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:56 am

Sounds kinda like when Al Bundy started the "Church of No-MA'AM"! He and his buddies started a chuch to make fun of women and so they wouldn't have to pay sales tax on beer. That was one of my favorite episodes.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:06 am

Quote, originally posted by Stang2Vibe Â»Sounds kinda like when Al Bundy started the "Church of No-MA'AM"! He and his buddies started a chuch to make fun of women and so they wouldn't have to pay sales tax on beer. That was one of my favorite episodes.ha ha ha! I remember that episode!!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:38 am

That was a long time ago!Quote, originally posted by Stang2Vibe Â»Poopy, it would sure look funny for you to have to keep switching places at the altar as you asked yourself questions and then answered them!And you already changed your username here once, it's hard enough to keep track of you!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:39 am

Quote, originally posted by Geo Â»As ironic as it may seem, I'm also an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church.I'm currently trying to get the stuff to become an official minister of The church of Beer. Go me :DHello Reverend!

Fformula88 · Post by **Fformula88** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:00 am

MMMM Beer! I really miss those old Married with Children episodes. There just are not any funny shows on TV anymore like that. Just those horrible "reality shows" blech!

Geo · Post by **Geo** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:09 am

*ahem*http://www.beerchurch.com/

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:36 pm

WOW! That is funny. Anyone can start their own religion can't they?

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:22 am

Are you licensed to perform handfastings too?

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:38 am

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar Â»Are you licensed to perform handfastings too? ??????? What's that???

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:48 am

It's a style of marriage that was around before the current one. They sort of have the idea right in the movie Braveheart.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:57 am

I honestly don't know. If it's a type of marraige, I probably can, I don't see why not.

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:09 am

The current type of marriages are basically Christian, handfasting is from earlier religions of the nature.

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