a funny slogan for all 50 States!

[drunkenmaxx]

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!

[fuel4soul]

LOL >>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

[Mavrik]

LOLI love the the MI one hehe!

[Kari]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »Tennessee: The Educashun State Hey. I'll have you know I can spell ed-u-ma-ca-shun.

[joatmon]

Hey, maryland's should be "We gave you Spiro Agnew"

[Charlievibe]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe » Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender These are too funny!!!!!!I am from Colorado and I have this attitude, so that fits. And I lived in SC for about 7 years.....I think I dated the guy who coined this phrase!!!!!!

[Stang2Vibe]

Good find d-man! Got me laughing!

[ragingfish]

Quote »New Jersey: You Want A New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!and don't you ##$%## forget it!

[AKLGT]

Quote »Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! he he he! yesh... us eskimos like to hunt whales for the blubber... click click...(removed)! great find, dman!

[drunkenmaxx]

i can vouch that people in illinois hate it when you pronounce the S!so don't do it.

[joatmon]

illinois looks french, shouldn't it be pronounced "ill in wah"?

[drunkenmaxx]

actually, it's indian! (native american to all you who wear your pants too tight)