the truth be told! (man vs woman joke, a bit mature)

[drunkenmaxx]

The Perfect Day According To…HER 8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 - Light breakfast 11:00 - Sunbathe 12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 - Shopping 2:30 - Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs. 3:00 - Facial, massage, nap 7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 - Make love 11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms HIM 10:00 - Wake up 10:02 - Oral (removed) 10:10 - Big Breakfast 11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters 2:15 - Enormous lunch 3:15 - Oral (removed) 3:25 - Play sports with the guys 4:30 - Drink beer with the guys 6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:40 - Oral (removed) 6:50 - Huge dinner, more beer 8:00 - Fall asleep in front of TV while receiving Oral (removed) 11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla (removed) 11:10 - Sleep 2:30 - Fart