heifer (mature theme)

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drunkenmaxx
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heifer (mature theme)

Post by drunkenmaxx »

Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer takes off and goes wild, it runs into a fence and gets her head stuck. The two cowboys go over to the fence and one says to the other, "This is too good to pass up." He gets off his horse, unzips his pants, and screws the hell out of the heifer for at least 10 minutes. When he finally finishes he looks up at his partner and asks him if he wants some of it. His partner replies, "Hell yes, that looks pretty good". He climbs down off his horse, drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
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drummerdude
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Re: heifer (Salsa!)

Post by drummerdude »

thats ooooh soo nasty!!
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fire_502
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Re: heifer (drunkenvibe)

Post by fire_502 »

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »for at least 10 minutes. mmhmm. A guy must have come up with that joke.
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Re: heifer (fire_502)

Post by AKLGT »

lol. now THAT'S funny!
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