yet another crappy joke from yours truly!

[drunkenmaxx]

Two Old Ladies at the Portrait StudioTwo old ladies decided to have their portraits taken. One was nearly deaf. As they entered the studio, the photographer asked them to take a seat. The deaf one asked "What did he say" and the other told her he wanted them to sit down. Then the photographer asked them to sit closer so that he could focus the camera, and the deaf one asked "what did he say" and the other told her "he said he was going to focus" and the deaf one said "what, both of us?"

[drunkenmaxx]

what the hay, here is another one:A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."