Canadian Humor...

ragingfish · Post by **ragingfish** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:43 pm

Disclaimer: The comics posted above were meant to be in good humor, and in no way intended to offend anyone, or poke fun at our northernly neighbors.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 4:31 pm

lol! those are all extremely funny!

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:36 pm

Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 Â» Signs You May Be A Canadian1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You're not offended by the term, "(removed) Milk" 3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" 4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. 5. You drink pop, not soda. 6. You know what it means to be on pogey. 7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!" 8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem. 9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen. 10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices. 11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. 12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars. 13. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. 14. You're not sure if the leader of our nation has EVER had (removed) and don't want to know if he has! 15. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. 16. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. 17. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 18. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec! 19. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is. 20. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 21. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap". 22. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that" 23. You read rather than scanned this list. I guess I'm not from Canada, because I think I only understood about 5 of them.

Sub-Vibe-R · Post by **Sub-Vibe-R** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:56 pm

Quote, originally posted by Reynoma Â»I guess I'm not from Canada, because I think I only understood about 5 of them.Don't worry... I'm Canadian and I don't understan few of them as well...BTW, what is a Robertson screwdriver???

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:26 pm

my cousins were from kansas city and they used to say pop. man that drove me nuts when i was a youngin'! some people around here say "sodie".

Post by **NSimkins** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:28 pm

Good comics raging!Quote, originally posted by AtWork Â»every time i go to the states they laugh at me asking for a pop..I say pop too! .. at least people from this local region.

Sub-Vibe-R · Post by **Sub-Vibe-R** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:34 pm

Quote, originally posted by AtWork Â»Robertson is the square oneThanks..... I received a screwdriver course from I woman... (no offence)But I known Philips are star screwdriver, but I use to say: the green, red or black square , the star or flat one... Quote, originally posted by AtWork Â»chesterfield ?? whazzat ? I don't know as well...Quote, originally posted by AtWork Â»they laugh at me asking for a pop..I always ask for a Coke

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:24 am

how dare you attack my beloved cheese?!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:31 am

hey, i don't need a bear to tell me to drink my beer!

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:31 am

Hey! If it wasn't for American Cheese, I think my children would starve.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:16 am

more canadian humor:

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drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:23 am

i don't understand, are "newfies" stereotypically dumb?

VibeSalsa · Post by **VibeSalsa** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:05 am

Quote, originally posted by Salsa! Â»the good old Newfies.... can't beat them!!!I agree!!!

ArcsVibe · Post by **ArcsVibe** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:32 am

They are the (removed) of Canadian jokes...poor guys

Sputnik · Post by **Sputnik** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:23 am

Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 Â» This post is for all members and lurkers. Tis sad to see the Nova Scotia people bashed. My grandmother is from Nova Scotia and has dual citizenship. I myself am a flat lander and very proud of it. Sorry I know this is off topic but I have to ask - when were we talking about Nova Scotians?? Newfoundland is not in Nova Scotia. Newfoundland is a province of Canada, as is Nova Scotia.

ArcsVibe · Post by **ArcsVibe** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:18 pm

Eh bro Newfies are from Newfoundland not Nova Scotia! Oops I see that others have pointed this out already!!!

Sputnik · Post by **Sputnik** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:56 pm

I work with several Newfies and they make more Newfie jokes than anyone I know!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 10:30 pm

I worked with a Nova Scotian and he used to get really upset when someone called him a Newfie, he said it was an insult.

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