poot!

[drunkenmaxx]

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart.He yelled, "7 points!"His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"He simply replied,"Just playing bed football."Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?" He said, "Still 7,7.End of quarter switch sides!!!"-if anyone else has good fart jokes, post them here!!

[ArcsVibe]

I almost choked on my coffee LOL good one bro! I will ask the "experts" at work for some good fart jokes!

[ragingfish]

THis is kind of a cross-bred joke:Quote »The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants,".And I loved this one even more:Quote »Two guys are playing golf -- a Japanese and American. The Japanese man, getting ready to tee off, begins talking into his thumb.The American says, 'What are you doing?'The Japanese man says: 'Oh, don't worry. With microtechnology, I have a microphone inserted in my thumb. I was just recording a message.'The two men go on playing golf. All of a sudden, the American man makes a funny sound that sounds amazingly like a fart.The Japanese man looks over at him.'Oh,' says the American. 'Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.'

[ArcsVibe]

Love it!That's a good one!Hold it.......just got a big fax LOL

[Sub-Vibe-R]

Quote, originally posted by ArcsVibe »Love it!That's a good one!Hold it.......just got a big fax LOL Let's hope your fax didn't left too much toner in your pants!! lol

[drunkenmaxx]

man, i gotta paper jam, gotta eat some fiber!

[Pablo1669]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »man, i gotta paper jam, gotta eat some fiber! PC load letter, what the F#@% is PC load letter?