The Pastor's A**

[Charlievibe]

The Pastor's A**A pastor wanted to raise money for his churchand on being told that there was a fortune inhorse racing, decided to purchase one and enter itin the races.However at the local auction, the going price fora horse was so high that he ended up buying adonkey instead.He figured that since he had it, he might as wellgo ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise,the donkey came in third.The next day the local paper carried this headline: PASTOR'S A** SHOWSThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.The local paper read: PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONTThe Bishop was so upset with this kind ofpublicity that he ordered the pastor not toenter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**This was too much for the bishop, so heordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in anearby convent.The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWNThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun thatshe would have to get rid of the donkey, soshe sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A** FOR $10.00This was too much for the bishop, so heordered the nun to buy back the donkey andlead it to the plains where it could run wild.The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE.The bishop was buried