old school, but hilarious (mature)

[drunkenmaxx]

a little boy is at his grandparents spending the weekend. after a while, he sees his grandfather drinking a beer."can i have a sip, grandpa?" he asks."does your d*ck reach your assh*ole?" grandpa asks him back"nope""well", says grandpa, "you cant have any until it does"-little while later, he see's grandpa smoking a cigar"can i try that grandpa?" he asks"does your d*ck reach your assh*ole?" grandpa again questions"nope""well, you cant until it does" he says to the boy.-later in the day, the grandfather walks into the kitchen where the boy is eating a delicious looking sandwich"can i have a bite of that?" grandpa asks the boy"does your d*ck reach your assh*le?" the kid asks grandpa"yes, it does" he proudly repliesso the kid says "well, go f*ck yourself then, grandma made this sandwich for me!"