So there.....

[Charlievibe]

Dennis Miller said recently, regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional:"So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it says 'Under God'. Guess that means when you were sworn in with your hand on a Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated, 'So Help Me God' that makes your job unconstitutional, therefore you have no job, which means your ruling doesn't mean s....!"

[drunkenmaxx]

dennis miller is funny most of the time, but i hate when he overuses his vocabulary and ends up confusing the majority of his audience. i knew he wouldn't last on monday night football. he also uses obscure metaphores that noone gets by using not so known celeb names and stuff