Here's some good advice...

[Rico Rose]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.After one day, these were the results:The first worm in alcohol - dead.Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.Third worm in sperm - dead.Fourth worm in soil - alive.Lesson:As long as you drink, smoke and have (removed), you won't get worms.