Tiger Woods in Ireland (mature)

Charlievibe · Post by **Charlievibe** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:33 am

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typically Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the morning's to yer, sir," says the attendant.Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."What are those?" asks the attendant."They're called tees," replies Tiger."Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger."Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:42 pm

great joke! that's funny as hell!

ou.grizzly · Post by **ou.grizzly** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:49 am

I find this joke very delightful and so much can be added.

Tiger Woods in Ireland (mature)

Tiger Woods in Ireland (mature)

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