3M Introduces Scotch-Guard for Driveways!

[ragingfish]

Brand new product from 3M!Tired of your driveway getting stained from mud, wine, and oil? Ever wonder, "why don't they make scotch-guard for my driveway?"Well, your wait is over! 3M is proud to introduce Scotch-Guard for Driveways!Just look at those results in our photo below! Even after a heavy rain, the scotch-guard keeps the rocks clean and dry!Call 555-3MSG now for your bottle!!!(For those who didn't pick up on the horrid joke here, I scotch-guarded my carpets on the driveway, and apparantly the overspray works very well at keeping the rocks clean. )

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[slbpsi63]

Go up to the neighbor that everyone hates and scotch guard the word MOVE or Pack you ish and GO!!!! LOL

[ragingfish]

(removed) that's brilliant! secret messages that only are revealed when it rains!