Tiger Woods in 1-car accident

[808 Vibes]

Isn't this the same Tiger Woods that was in ads for Buick?! http://www.honoluluadvertiser....s+say

[ou.grizzly]

More information will be provided later on, that is for sure.

[VforVIBE]

My theory:Tiger and wife get into a fight, Tiger goes to leave, wife follows him out with golf club (maybe a blow to the head here), wife smashes driver's window (cuts on face), Tiger speeds out of the driveway, hitting the fire hydrant and tree, smacks his head in the process. Crawls out of the car and flops out on the road where his neighbors find him.Again this is only a theory, there is defiantly more to this story then we are being told.

[03VibeOttawa]

I imagine Tiger needed to get out and blow off some steam (for whatever reason), backed the Escalade down the driveway at full reverse speed (with no seatbelt on), with the intention of some break-stomping hard 180, hit the hydrant...well, face smash etc.I'm probably way wrong, but anything is possible given the limited details out there so far.

[Tubaryan12]

sounds about right. Only time will tell.

[ou.grizzly]

Tiger and Tigress

[ColonelPanic]

When I heard about this earlier today, a quick google news search revealed two main stories... This one and another where a Rachel Uchitel, whoever the hell that is, had an affair with him. Perhaps that adds to the possible ticked off wife scenario.He obviously should be familiar with his surroundings at home, so to have such a dramatic crash in front of one's own home raises a lot of questions with me. It's not like you wouldn't know that a fricken fire hydrant was there. Signs point to DUI to me.

[VforVIBE]

Quote, originally posted by honoluluadvertiser »She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club," he said. "She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground.I have to scratch my head at this one, why would you pull someone out of the driver's seat of a SUV through the back window let alone after the same vehicle got into a rear end collision... and I don't believe the wife would be able to pull a man who is in and out of consciousness Tiger's size out of the back of a SUV.EDIT:

[ColonelPanic]

Now we know the injuries happened before he ever got in the escalade. Wifey ticked off!http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/...tions/

[djkeev]

Quote, originally posted by VforVIBE »EDIT: You know, for as much as these houses cost, I'd really expect some LAND with it!!!! Yes, I know you've got a golf course but I'd really like my own yard. These houses are almost touching each other! Just ask the neighbors what Tiger and his wife were doing, they probably heard or saw it being that close.For that kind of money I'd purchase a big ranch somewhere where my kids and dogs can run and fire hydrants don't jump out in front of my car!Dave

[lovemyraffe]

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »Now we know the injuries happened before he ever got in the escalade. Wifey ticked off!http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/...tions/I don't consider TMZ a credible news source.

[ColonelPanic]

hahaha! journalism is dead anyway, there isn't such a thing as a credible news source today.

[VforVIBE]

Quote, originally posted by djkeev »You know, for as much as these houses cost, I'd really expect some LAND with it!!!! Yes, I know you've got a golf course but I'd really like my own yard. These houses are almost touching each other! Just ask the neighbors what Tiger and his wife were doing, they probably heard or saw it being that close.For that kind of money I'd purchase a big ranch somewhere where my kids and dogs can run and fire hydrants don't jump out in front of my car!DaveAh, the joys of Florida

[ColonelPanic]

Pictures of his pimptastic Escalade... http://photos.tmz.com/gallerie...ecentAnd apparently he's been able to blow off the police for the third day in a row, he won't talk to them. If it was some average joe who didn't have all that money, fame, and power they'd probably be in jail right now for not cooperating.

[808 Vibes]

Yikes!! Good job wrapping it around that tree like that!

[808 Vibes]

hmmmmm....http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/p...=lgns

[VforVIBE]

Bad Tiger, oh well, these kinda things happen

[jake75]

I guess a lot hit the fan today. Possibly 3 potential mistresses over the past two to three years. Maybe Tiger will go on the David Letterman show and get some advice.

[PlatinumVibe08]

Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods.

[ramenboy...]

Quote, originally posted by PlatinumVibe08 »Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods. hahahaha you beat me to it!!!!! i gotta be a little quicker on the draw...

[Caretaker]

I think his wife chose the wrong club to hit him with. She should have used the ball retriever!!!

[Old Tele man]

...to HIM, it was "tee time"...to HER, it was "teed-off time"

[ColonelPanic]

awesome game.. http://www.break.com/games/tig....html

[808 Vibes]

Quote, originally posted by PlatinumVibe08 »Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Caretaker]

Let the record show that I have hated this creep from day one, and I'm loving every minute of this!!!! The trophy for greatest golfer ever still remains solidly behind iron bars in the Nicklaus house!!!

[Tubaryan12]

Quote, originally posted by Caretaker »Let the record show that I have hated this creep from day one, and I'm loving every minute of this!!!! The trophy for greatest golfer ever still remains solidly behind iron bars in the Nicklaus house!!!Love him or hate him, Tiger can play. Even this guy thinks so: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/spo....html

[PlatinumVibe08]

Quote, originally posted by Caretaker »I think his wife chose the wrong club to hit him with. She should have used the ball retriever!!!Good one! Quote, originally posted by Old Tele man »...to HIM, it was "tee time"...to HER, it was "teed-off time"and she teed off on old Cheetah with a 3-iron . . . .

[808 Vibes]

^ ^ oh my... *chuckles*

[808 Vibes]

There are now reportedly even MORE women. Shocking, just shocking...not. Dr. Drew Pinsky, interesting!http://www.etonline.com/poll/2....html

[03VibeOttawa]

I heard the club she hit him with was a sand wedge.Any golfer knows that's ironic, because a sand wedge normally gets you out of horrible lies!

[ou.grizzly]

Well apparently it was not just ONE (points to hat)

[808 Vibes]

And Gatorade is discontinuing Tiger Focus...

[808 Vibes]

Hmmmmm.....http://www.honoluluadvertiser....+golf

[joatmon]

you know, drop the "s", Tiger Wood would be a great name for a porn star. there's an alternative career for him if the golf thing doesn't work out.

[808 Vibes]

^ ^ bwahahahahaaaa...

[ou.grizzly]

Little update, AT&T joins in and drops Tigerhttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/t...2.ece