Priceless!There was a written version years ago, went something like this:This PFC answers the phone on an army base, and the voice on the other end asks how many tanks they have. He answers: "10" "And how many personnel carriers?""21""How about jeeps?""87""87? Why so many?""Oh, they're to haul all those fat-(removed) generals around when they come to inspect the base!""What!! Do you know who this is?""No.""Well, it's General Grainger, and YOU are in a heap of trouble!""Oh yeah? Do you know who THIS is?""No.""Well then: So long, fat-(removed)!"