Post your jokes or funny stories here.

[NascarXprt]

ok, here's the situation. You're riding a Zebra and next to you is a Giraffe. Now behind you is a hungry Lion, What do you do?Get your drunk a** off the carousel.

[BlueCrush]

Two cannibals are eating a clown...one turns to the other and says, "Do you taste something funny?"

[scherry2]

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducks

[tribalman]

a piece of string walks into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve string here." the string leaves, loosens up the ends, ties itself in a knot and then heads back in. the bartender says "i didn't i kick you out?". To which the string says:"Nope. I'm afraid not." xD