and i thought he had a good sense of humor!

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:20 am

chuck norris is suing penguin publishing because the book 'the truth about chuck norris' says his tears cure cancer. jeez. its a hiilarious list of chuck norris 'facts'http://www.reuters.com/article...71222

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:52 am

why Walker, why!!!!!

Tubaryan12 · Post by **Tubaryan12** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:59 am

Quote, originally posted by joatmon Â»He should sue, the book is totally incorrect, Chuck Norris never criesYou missed the full quote in the article:Quote, originally posted by the article Â»It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"My favorite is "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isnÃ¢Â€Â™t lifting himself up, heÃ¢Â€Â™s pushing the Earth down. ".

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:58 am

Quote, originally posted by NascarXprt Â»why Walker, why!!!!!hahahaha when i read that, it reminded me of talladega nights... ricky bobby's kids were named 'walker bobby' and 'texas ranger bobby' Quote, originally posted by Tubaryan12 Â»My favorite is "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isnÃ¢Â€Â™t lifting himself up, heÃ¢Â€Â™s pushing the Earth down. ".ha!'Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.'

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