saying good bye to a dear friend that this country needed!

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Raivis
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saying good bye to a dear friend that this country needed!

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OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:Knowing when to come in out of the rain.Why the early bird gets the worm.Life isn't always fair.Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies:Don't spend more than you can earn. And reliable strategies:Adults, not children, are in charge.His health began to deteriorate when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, but the burglar could sue you for assault. He began to lose ground rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his Daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority, do nothing, and don't worry about it. However, the next time you ask, "Doesn't anyone have any common sense anymore?" remember that the poor old guy died from lack of interest!
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Thats really good. very true.
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wow only one person said anything thought there would be more comments about it lol
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maybe they didn't find it funny?
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Quote, originally posted by Raivis » Common Sense took a beating when it became punishable for you to defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, That reminds me of a news article about a green beret who was court-martialled for shooting a buglar.http://bluestarchronicles.com/greenberet.html
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Quote, originally posted by Mavrik »maybe they didn't find it funny?I didn't find it to be funny. I think it was more like "sad but true".
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The truth behind that is truly sad!
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I did not find it funny..I found it to be the truth and most people dont find "funny"in the truth.It is really sad what happened to North America,it has lost its way on the trail of life.
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