The Real World - Minnesota

[BlueCrush]

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth.40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open.32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens.Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let th eir dogs sleep indoors.100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start.460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).People in Minnesota can be heard to say, 'Cold 'nuff fer ya?'500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.These are all true!

[MRCN RCE]

lol these are really good. it's so funny to me to see all these cali people outside right now with heavy coats n crap, and i'm walkin around with (maybe) a long sleeve t shirt lolin case you didn't know, i grew up in indiana

[HoosierMan619]

Quote, originally posted by MRCN RCE »lol these are really good. it's so funny to me to see all these cali people outside right now with heavy coats n crap, and i'm walkin around with (maybe) a long sleeve t shirt lolin case you didn't know, i grew up in indiana Hey, me too!