30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night

[Whelan]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309505,00.html Text:As if the hangover weren't bad enough, thousands of young women have the added humiliation of millions seeing their wasted debauchery on Facebook.A user group entitled "30 Reasons Girls Should Call It a Night" has posted more than 4,800 photos of blotto gals on the town, over the toilet and in the bar, often with their panties showing and their faces three sheets to the wind.Named for the tongue-in-cheek list of reasons it might be time to put down the cocktail and go home ("No. 27. One minute you're strutting your stuff, the next minute you're rolling on the ground and you can't seem to remember the transition"), the Facebook group claims more than 160,000 members.

[kevera]

Drunk girls FTW.

[keithvibe]

Quote, originally posted by kevera »Drunk girls FTW.buzzed girls are fun.. drunk girls are just an embarrassment to them self

[Kamikaze]

ahh yes the good ole: over the toilet and in the bar, often with their panties showing and their faces three sheets to the wind.

[Vibr8tr]

First off, I just want to say that I have no problem with drunk girls, in fact I probably wouldn't have gotten my wife if it wasnt for alcohol helping her to think I look better.... However, I just want to point out that facebook also has the exact same group but for guys. Yet the ladies make it on Foxnews. Is it cause girls aren't suppost to be drunk, is it cause all the pictures on thie group have them stripping and acting like hoochies? I am just saying that I think drinking is fun for all, and as long as it's not effecting your life (work, family etc.), then I say we should all get together and drink ourselves silly.And for all the girls that posted thier pictures proudly on facebook, I will drink one for you (and for those that are counting, that's over 4800 pictures, so I better get to drinking)

[Whelan]

You and Maxx can have some fun with that one. I pulled out my calculator and did some math. I figure I drink about 6-8 drinks during the week (low estimate) and about 15-20 on weekends.This is not every weekend but I have a fairly good tolerance and Beefeater goes down so smoothly So take some lows, 6 during the week and say 10 on weekends to cover the days I don't drink. So here it is:16 per week64 per month768 per yearWow, that seems low, but at the same time that equals 2.1 drinks per day. LOL sometimes math CAN be fun!

[drunkenmaxx]

good idea, let's see what my math would be.i average about 10 a day on mon-thursday and sunday. on fridays and saturdays, probably about 15.that comes to about 80 a week.that comes to 4,480 a year. wow.

[Whelan]

Good God man, I consider myself an average drinker too.Do you work as a liquor distributor or was this guy's character based off of you, or maybe you just idolize him, lol "What'll you have Normie?""Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.""Looks like beer, Norm.""Call me Mister Lucky."

[Vibr8tr]

ok, well for those counting then.... at 2.1 drinks per day it would take you 2286 days to hit the 4800 for every pic posted..... Which would mean about 6.82 years.As for Drunkenmaxx... you would only take about 1.31 years to hit the one drink per picture.My drinking depends on the week. Some weeks, I will finish a few bottles of whiskey or rum, some weeks I won't drink anything. But I would be on average in a week I am at about 24 beers and a bottle of liquer including weekends.

[drunkenmaxx]

kids, don't try this at home, i am a professional.

[808 Vibes]

Quote, originally posted by Vibr8tr »Yet the ladies make it on Foxnews. Is it cause girls aren't suppost to be drunk, is it cause all the pictures on thie group have them stripping and acting like hoochies? It's because it's Fox'news'. They won't talk about real news..so they show smut. "we all know that crap is king" (thanks Don Henley!)

[Vibr8tr]

TRUE TRUE TRUE....But I think all news is that way... it's not just fox news.... If it's not shocking, rude, or ruining someone's life.... it's not news. That's why I love Fark.com, cause it takes the news and makes fun of it.

[drunkenmaxx]

i frequent fark a lot!be on the lookout in the photoshop contests, i participate in some. (i'm still drunkenvibe there)