Blonde Joke

[Whelan]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get Started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over The table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to Her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." Then he takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he says with a deep sigh,"...Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

[Kamikaze]

ha ha... knee slapper... I'll have to tell that to the blondes at work... they probably won't get it.j/k for all you blondes out there.

[MRCN RCE]

lol yeah i've heard this one before... i love it