this is to funny

satur9 · Post by **satur9** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 7:45 am

over on vvti.net under the fastest street corolla post. "12.7 secs my corolla has a 2zz engine swap and 75 shot dry nitrous...........(it gets better)a turbo pushing 12.5 lbs boost.hahahahhahahahahahahah !!!!! over 50 posts on the thread and nobody called him on it. oh yeah and most people who read up on nitrous now dry kits wont wonk on our cars.this kids hooks up a zex kit(a line is spoused to be run to the vacuum ported fuel regulator)he just splices the fuel line and put in a tee and run the lines to it)since his car hasnt thrown a rod yet im assuming we run a little rich on wot and he is just skating by. but people really should read directions.buy the way if it hasnt been metioned .zex makes a wet kit now and mine is on its way.yah for me!!!!you have a horsepower addiction when your first performance mod is nos(mabey a should start a help group hp addicts anonymous im addicted to wot,lsd,cia,ria,f.i,stb,sri,rant,rant,rant.....)

satur9 · Post by **satur9** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:18 am

my second help group will be bad spelars anonemus. and i lied my first performance mod was a flux capacitor my timeslips read 0.00 secs at 88.8 mph and 1.21gigawatts.but its spoused to be a secret so mums the word.

Faultline · Post by **Faultline** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 8:23 am

I would buy the flux capacitor story over that one thats ok , ther was some matrix guy who was claiming to be in the 11's on genvibe, a little while back...He was pulled off before the thread got too long

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:32 am

LOL!!! I remember reading that one. That guy was funny. Let me start my own tall tale---here goes. I just bought this great new mod for my Vibe GT. They call it the flying carpet on flyingcarpet.com (I'm making this up, this is not a real website). I put it on my car and WOW! I mean, my acceleration times are great. Doesn't get too much altitude though. But I can go 0-60 in (insert ridiculous claim here) seconds. Man, I can race alcohol funny cars now with my stock Vibe GT engine and this awesome little mod.

Fast Eddie · Post by **Fast Eddie** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 12:53 pm

Increase to LUDICROUS speed. MAKE IT SO!

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:26 pm

"Ludicrous Speed? Sir we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.""What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!"

satur9 · Post by **satur9** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:01 am

i see your swartz is as big as mine, lets see how well you handle it!!

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:09 am

Yes, his name was Barf and he was his own best friend.

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:11 am

Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"Major: "I did sir. He's my cousin."Dark Helmet: "Who is he?"Colonel: "He's an Asshole sir."Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"Colonel: "That is his name sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"Colonel: "He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's Mate first class Phillip Asshole."Dark Helmet: "How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"Crowd: "YO!"Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

millster · Post by **millster** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:46 am

Spaceballs. Mel Brooks, one of his best in my opinion.

millster · Post by **millster** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:58 am

quote:Dark Helmet?? The guy with the big Darth Vadar Helmet on? The one and only!

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:03 am

There I was travelling along at LUDICROUS speed in a friend's car, when I asked him what the button on the center console was for. Well, I couldn't wait for him to answer, so I just pushed it... Before I knew what happened, we'd gone all the way to... --dramatic pause--... PLAID

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:08 am

On a slightly related note - "go away, before I taunt you a second time"

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:06 pm

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:39 pm

1987http://www.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/

Triton · Post by **Triton** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:26 am

Awesome movie. Had to be one of the best ever for Mel Brooks.

satur9 · Post by **satur9** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:14 am

let get this one back on topic too! ah the hell with it "luke i am your father...cousins newphews uncle former college roomate" "what does that make us?""absolutely nothing which is what you are about to become"

LeeFullenkamp · Post by **LeeFullenkamp** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:46 pm

Pizza the Hut is the best. lol.

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