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note: I have nothing against gays That said, moving along to the funny. http://www.gaywheels.comhas put together a listing of the gayest cars, pretty interesting as I would not mind owning an Audi A3.Gaywheels.com Top 10 Most Researched Vehicles -April - June, 20071. Toyota Yaris2. Saab 9-3 (sedan and convertible)3. Mazda MX-54. Volkswagen Jetta5. VW EOS6. Dodge Caliber7. Toyota Camry8. Audi A3 9. VW Rabbit10. Infiniti FX
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I saw a link to this on another car site this week, too funny. How did you find gaywheels.com?
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How do you FIND this stuff??? I had NO idea there was a gaywheels.com!!
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http://www.gaywheels.com/top_1...1.htm says the list is generated quarterly from their server logs.If there was a car we wanted to tag as gay, we could organize a campaign to massively research that car on gaywheels.com, then in three months, it would be the gayest car.
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Great idea, joat! So, what's our nominee for the gayest car?
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I'm surprised that Subarus like the Forester or Outback wagon didn't make their list, they seem to be a pretty popular choice from what I've seen...
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Hahaha... wait a minute, I like a few of those cars... LOL!
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I found it while cruisin autospies.com, lol. I feel a lot of gays around here like to drive Nissan XTerras (aka Jeep wannabes) and VW Cabrio and new Beetles.
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Quote, originally posted by Kari »Great idea, joat! So, what's our nominee for the gayest car? Don't have a nominee for you yet, but this one's got a lot of "pride":
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Heh, my boyfriend drives a VW Bug, and I can tell you that he is NOT gay! But I give him crap about it all the time!I thought Subarus were the "spokes-cars" of gayness? Back in the day....
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Quote, originally posted by Kari »Great idea, joat! So, what's our nominee for the gayest car? at first I was thinking the Vibe, if Pontiac won't advertise the thing we could at least get the name out there that way, but that might not be the name recognition we are looking for. Then I thought we should tag the Matrix but some link took me to http://jalopnik.com/cars/ad-wa...0.php and reading the comments there, we are already gay by association with Corollas, so maybe we ought to go after one of the Vibe clone competitors. I see the Dodge Caliber is already on the list, so maybe the Mazda 3 vibe clone would be a good target.
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Quote, originally posted by rebbierae »Heh, my boyfriend drives a VW Bug, and I can tell you that he is NOT gay! But I give him crap about it all the time!I thought Subarus were the "spokes-cars" of gayness? Back in the day....Is is a new beetle or the classic. Classics are ok, dune buggies are even better. Now if it's a new beetle, what color is it and is it convertbile.Convertible = Gay, he's hiding it well I guessColor = light green, light blue, off whitish, orange = once again gay.Only colors he is allowed would be probably be dark blue, black, silver or red.
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Man, this is tough. It's not light blue, but it isn't navy blue either. It's a bright royal blue--pretty. Diesel, tint....So, is he gay? Or not?
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i dont know what whelan will say but its diesel so my vote would be noand its like an eletric blue? i would sy no again.WHELAN i think red would be a gay beetle color too manmy vote for a gay car are the focus or the suzuki vibe look-a-like
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I know the blue you mean, between that and the diesel. Not Gay.But please do not call it "pretty", it does not help the case, lol j/k. As for the Focus. It is Uber-gay. Especially the hatch. And the Suzuki SX4 is like a gay mans golf cart, (removed)!Just for reference it's about as big as a Scion XA
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Damn, at some point in my life I have owned a Jetta and a Rabbit! What will my Wife think?
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Whew, thanks guys. That's good to know. I would hate to think I've been living a lie all these years! PS--Jim got a big kick out of this too, and he is very glad to know that he is in fact, NOT gay!)
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glad we could elp him in finding himself
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i actually meant this one whelan
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My next vehicle was going to be a Yaris.Guess I won't even consider one now,don't want to be flaming.
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Those are even the stereo typical gay cars... hahha I thought a subaru forester, honda element would be in the list good thing the vibe isnt hahah
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Quote, originally posted by Whelan »Is is a new beetle or the classic. Classics are ok, dune buggies are even better. Now if it's a new beetle, what color is it and is it convertbile.Convertible = Gay, he's hiding it well I guessColor = light green, light blue, off whitish, orange = once again gay.Only colors he is allowed would be probably be dark blue, black, silver or red. HA nice my vibe is not a convertible and its silver! thats a' nicee
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Quote, originally posted by Raivis »i actually meant this one whelan The Suzuki Aerio SX is the biggest loser of them all. It's ugly, it's wheels are smaller than my...well, their small. And when it came out it kept claiming how they had 140hp and how it was more than Civic and what not. What they failed to mention was that the body kit was way overdone, the back looked like a childs playset slide and the extra weight of the vehicle would never allow that 140hp to beat a Civic EX with 127hp VTec.
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