Paris Hilton going to jail

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:45 am

Bwahahah. Bwahahahahahahahahaahahha!!!!!!!!!!This is just to sweet to put into words. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3143374&page=1

808 Vibes · Post by **808 Vibes** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:50 am

Yes, it is, LOL. Probably will get special treatment though- her own cell

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:14 am

that's hot.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:42 am

As Nelson would say "HA ha!"

Vibr8tr · Post by **Vibr8tr** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:18 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx Â»that's hot.(removed).... We all thought it.... but leave it to Drunken to scream it out there.

Merzbow · Post by **Merzbow** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:11 am

It's about time one of those rich raunchy whores got a slap on the wrist. I HATE celebrities so this is wonderful news to me They should make her be a waitress at some resturaunt for a year and actually earn money the hard way like everyone else instead of being born into it and acting like an idiot.

808 Vibes · Post by **808 Vibes** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:12 am

I hope they make her scrub all the cell toilets!

KNINE · Post by **KNINE** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:16 am

She'll make one sweet prison wife.

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:43 am

Yep, that's hot alright. Enjoy your time in the slammer, Paris. Too bad you'll be leaving there in 45 days. In a perfect world, over at the prison they'd lose the keys to the cell. Oops, looks like you're staying here, you skank! P

cmhj2000 · Post by **cmhj2000** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:46 am

She'll make money of it just like hypocrite Martha Stewart did.

slvrvibes · Post by **slvrvibes** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:16 am

It's been appealed. So that possibility of not going at all still exists.I hope she ends up having to go and goes crazy w/o her cell phone.I hope they give her work and make her serve food to others and scrub toilets.

harryyiii · Post by **harryyiii** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:46 am

The Simple Life, in the Slammer, on Fox Fall 2007

Herb · Post by **Herb** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:53 am

I'd like her to serve the time only because she did the crime. I don't think she or anyone else should have any special privileges.

Merzbow · Post by **Merzbow** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:51 pm

I hope she gets shanked while she's in there....maybe even in the face, that way I wont have to see it all over every magizine in my store every month. It'll have a nice big gash across it....but who knows, maybe that'll be the cool new fad...everyone will wanna be like the new "hard time" Paris Hilton and give themselves a scar on their face.

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:33 pm

From what I have heard elsewhere, most people of her status usually get to choose where they go. The judge say no way and is making her go to county. But you know she is going to get beat up at least once. Money will only get you so far in life, then it will get you no where.

KNINE · Post by **KNINE** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:40 pm

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic Â»Yep, that's hot alright. In a perfect world, over at the prison they'd lose the keys to the cell. She'll just slip her skinny (removed) through the bars.

djb383 · Post by **djb383** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:22 am

I understand this last incident was brought about by a cop stopping her for driving after dark without the headlights being on. Well duh, can't she afford a car, like the Vibe, that has automatic headlights?

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:29 am

Some times those European POS's don't offer anything in the way of convenience options or high end technology. Another article I pulled off the net. http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.a...=7703

jimincalif · Post by **jimincalif** » Wed May 09, 2007 12:48 am

In a way I do feel sorry for her. Not 'cause she's going to jail, she deserves that.But she has now discovered that the Hilton family is not as powerful as the Kennedy family - Ted never did any time.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » Wed May 09, 2007 4:48 pm

It's funny how her friends and fans are signing petitions to the Govenator to pardon her. She deserves to go to jail more then most people for all the stunts she's pulled. But now she's gonna have 'street cred' for her next album.

Merzbow · Post by **Merzbow** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:09 pm

Yeah, it'll just feed her popularity....next thing you know all the idiots that worship that (removed) are going to start drinking and driving even more than before. Then they can be like "(removed) I WENT TO JAIL JUST LIKE PARIS!!!!! (removed) (removed) (removed) (removed)!!!!"

vibebob · Post by **vibebob** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:03 am

after she was sentenanced to jail I heard that she got behind the wheel of her Bentley, with out a license, and made several illegal U-turns and all this caught on film by the poparazi (sp)

808 Vibes · Post by **808 Vibes** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:34 pm

there's clips of her in a parking structure hitting her SUV into another car and driving off.she can't drive for beans.

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:17 am

so the latest news is paris hilton got her sentence reduced for 'good behaviour'...what the hell is that all about. she hasn't even been in the cell yet.oh well she's never been known to be able to finish a sentence anyways...

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri May 18, 2007 12:20 am

Apparently "good behavior" in the Paris Hilton sense is "showing up for court." That's what her "good behavior" was. Geez. Us normal people are expected to show up for court anyway...must be nice to be treated like a child all the time.

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:07 am

Sounds like Mommy and Daddy finally got that check to the right person.Too bad, I was looking forward to seeing her get tenderized in jail.

mistertwo · Post by **mistertwo** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:15 am

I LOOOOOVE HOW SHE GETS HER SENTENCE CUT IN HALF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR BEFORE SHE EVEN GOES TO JAIL... THEEEEN A PIC OF HER SMOKING POT EMERGES... GOOD BEHAVIOR HUH...IT MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO LIVE ABOVE THE LAWS...SRY ABOUT CAPS... I AM WORKING.

jimincalif · Post by **jimincalif** » Fri May 18, 2007 1:37 am

The reality in California is almost no one serves a full sentence for things like this, jails are just too over-crowded. For example, someone sentenced to a weekend, often will show up Friday night, go thru the "processing", and then be released early Sat without ever having actually been placed in a cell. Fortunately I do NOT know this from personal experience!I think Kari nailed it, she's been treated as a child her entire life. Maybe this dose of reality will change her for the better - though somehow I doubt it.

mistertwo · Post by **mistertwo** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:37 am

Quote, originally posted by jimincalif Â»The reality in California is almost no one serves a full sentence for things like this, jails are just too over-crowded. For example, someone sentenced to a weekend, often will show up Friday night, go thru the "processing", and then be released early Sat without ever having actually been placed in a cell. Fortunately I do NOT know this from personal experience!I think Kari nailed it, she's been treated as a child her entire life. Maybe this dose of reality will change her for the better - though somehow I doubt it.ship her to another state then i still cant believe there is a free paris website... promoting her being let off the hook.. actions have consequencesgotta pay2play and i hope this is a lesson for her...

jimincalif · Post by **jimincalif** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:19 am

Quote, originally posted by mistertwo Â»ship her to another state then Yeah, except that California and its counties are too broke to either fix the jail problem or pay another state to take prisoners.

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