A Wisconsin man was stopped by a Game Warden innorthern Wisconsin recentlywith two ice chests full of live fish in water,leaving a river well knownfor it's fishing. The game warden asked the man,"Do you have a license to catch those fish?""Nah, my friend, I ain't got no license. These hereare my pet fish.""Pet fish?""Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the riverand let 'em swimaround for awhile. Then I whistle and they jump backinto this ice chestand I take 'em home.""That's a bunch of BS. Fish can't do that!"The man looked at the game warden for a moment andsaid,"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works.""Okay, I've GOT to see this."The man poured the fish back into the river andwaited. After several minutes the warden turned to the man and said,"Well?""Well what?""When are you going to call them back?""Call who back?""The FISH!""What fish?"People from Wisconsin may not be as smart as some, but we'renot at dumb as most."