One of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

[Mr. Poopypants]

This is an actual clipping, I couldn't make this crap up. RPS stands for ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS The entire link is www.worldrps.com/advanced.html The RPS Magician or How to meet Girls* with RPSImagine the great fun you can have in order to meet members of the opposite (removed) using the principles you just learned in the "Surprise Game" strategy A variation of this play will allow you to impress anyone (friends or strangers) with your dazzling playing ability and skills. The best place for this is often a crowded bar where there are lots of other distractions about. First scout out your intended victim in the exact same way as you would with the "Surprise Game Strategy". Then before you play, find a group of patrons you want to impress (this especially works well as an ice breaker to introduce yourself to a group of girls) In this variation, boast to the group about how good your RPS skills are. In fact, they are so good that not only will you win the next game that you play but you can tell them beforehand what your as-yet-to-be named opponent will play (rock). Imagine the disbelief that will result from such a bold statement of claim! At this point go up to your victim and use the "Surprise Game Strategy". Remember to keep both the fists in view so your audience can witness your amazing victory. Now that you have broken the ice with your newfound friends and impressed them with your skills they may want you to show them this trick to even more of their friends. Always remember the old magician's adage, "Never repeat a trick and never tell them how it is done". If the temptation to attempt the trick again is too strong or if you are forced into a situation where members of the "audience" will see the trick twice, reposition your claim by instead tell them that you will win playing "paper".Note: If you are using this technique to meet girls please do not choose one of their friends as the intended victim. Making one of their friends look bad via public embarrassment can cause problems and potentially lead to spontaneous outburst in your direction.*While certainly girls could employ this tactic to meet boys, we have found that it is rarely necessary for girls to have to go to these great lengths to meet guys for the simple reason that most guys are usually attracted to any girl that plays RPS. The best strategy for a girl wanting to meet guys with RPS is simply to walk up to an attractive guy and ask for a game. An unattached male will rarely reject such a tempting offer

[DABEAR95]

Sheesh!

[Mr. Poopypants]

I always use RPS, quit ripping! HA, man that is so dumb.