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Atomb
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Another great patent

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I loved the thread with the patent about the 'gas gun'.......after reading that one, a friend sent me this. which is a little useful given the topic of this website!

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Re: Another great patent (Atomb)

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I liked the staement in the patent application:"What is needed, therefore, are improvements in vehicle noisemaker devices".Ummm. ok. sure thing.
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Re: Another great patent (Atomb)

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hahahaha! Great find! That whole paragraph #2 is to die for. "One example is a device that simulates flatulence. Flatulence is a human bodily function that is natural but yet is widely considered impolite. Therefore, it may be used in order to embarrass and entertain. In addition it may be used to show disdain or disrespect." Yes, that is great. Golly gee, what'll they think of NEXT?
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