joke sent to me by Salsa (mature)

[drunkenmaxx]

Johnny wanted to have (removed) with a girl in his office.....but she belongedto someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'llgive you a $100 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO. Johnnysaid I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, andI'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a momentand said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she calledher boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for$200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get hispants down.So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and theboyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minsthe boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... She said "The son of***** used coins"Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entiretybefore agreeing to it and getting screwed!

[Raven]

Salsa, now there's a name from the past.

[Raven]

Wow, I didn't know my family (Ball) was in the salsa business.

[joatmon]

I always liked the business related saying of "an organization is like a tree full of monkeys. Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces, those at the bottom look up and see a tree full of a55holes"