A Few Funnies for ya!

[BlueCrush]

blonds year --------------------------------------------------------------------------------January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 9-11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!!__________________________________________________________________Another Blonde joke:A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up (removed) and tequila."Miraculously, a parking place appeared.She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."__________________________________________________________________ How To install a poor-man's security system: 1-Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots a really big pair. 2-Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3-Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish. 4- Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. 5- Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they are mad, they've just been castrated." __________________________________________________________________License to Pillhttp://www.flowgo.com/index.cf...cid=0

[mcgusto82]

awesome!

[Thewhite]

A good three minutes in my life!

[djb383]

This is just one of the reasons this site is so cool!