Diesel Fitter

[jake75]

Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laidoff, so they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "Pantystitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies` cottonpanties."The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher.Finding it classified as "unskilled labor, she gavehim $300 a week unemployment pay.Pedro was asked his occupation."Diesel fitter." he replied.Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gavePedro $600 a week.When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed backinto the office to find out why his friend and coworker wascollecting double his pay.The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilledand diesel fitters are skilled labor. ""What skill?" yelled Manuel. "I sew da elastic on da panties,Pedro puts dem over his head and says: "Yeah, diesel fitter."

[mcgusto82]

ha ha ha ha ha ha