How was I born?

[drunkengirlfriend]

hope this wasn't posted before but I liked itThis is a good way to tell your children where they came from. The problem is that as computer savvy as kids are today they would probably understand exactly what it meant. One day, a boy, raised in a computer-professional information technology family, asked his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"His Dad thinks for a while, sighs, and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!""Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.We entered into a secure folder, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the Delete button.Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her operating system.Then, nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

[Mavrik]

it probably has been posted, but its cute anyway