And then everything went dark...

[BlueCrush]

No sense of humor... My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have (removed)?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" Yes." She replied. Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember.Edit: This is a joke, it didn't actaully happen to me.

[Mr. Poopypants]

HAHA. She must have no sense of humor . My wife would crack up.

[gargoyle]

Well, you still have the option to ask for audience participation!

[BOZACK]

What would the 50 50 have been in that case?

[mcgusto82]

Quote, originally posted by BOZACK »What would the 50 50 have been in that case?she goes to bed and you don't. lol 50/50

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by BOZACK »What would the 50 50 have been in that case?ah, a term otherwise known as half and half (i learned that on "hookers at the point" on HBO)i wish i could explain what it means, but i have to be a good drunken. the mods swat with a big paddle that has holes in it.

[millster]

That's a pretty good joke, alright. I've been trying not to laugh too loud since I share an office. Oh and Drunken, we've added spikes now.

[Toolman]

I'll have to try that one tonight.

[drunkengirlfriend]

.....Great sense of humorOne evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children had been bathed, one load of laundry was in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner was almost ready, and the table was set. She was astonished, and thought, "Hmmm - something's up!"It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said women who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have (removed).The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it."We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. Ireally enjoyed the evening."But what about afterward?" asked her friends."Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired..."God is good . except when your an atheist

[ToolGuy]

Good one!

[drunkenmaxx]

well, drunkengirfriend is not feeling well today, so maybe i'll have to phone a friend!

[joatmon]

phone a friend is probably better than trying to "pole" someone in the audience

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »phone a friend is probably better than trying to "pole" someone in the audience oh! ding ding ding!!!

[drunkengirlfriend]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »well, drunkengirfriend is not feeling well today, so maybe i'll have to phone a friend! That or maintenance are your only options now, that is my final answer.

[binary]

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »phone a friend is probably better than trying to "pole" someone in the audience Bad-da bing!

[angelkisses]

Quote, originally posted by Toolman »I'll have to try that one tonight.more like I'M gonna have to try that one tonight!!!!!

[Thewhite]

I like it, find it funny, and after my gf read it, she looked at me and said: "what's funny??"