Everything has a gender!

[BlueCrush]

Everything Has A Gender You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.5) Sponges are Female,! because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[kostby]

Some great laughs there! You probably knew that in many languages other than English, most objects DO have a gender?The example that comes to mind from German class 40 years ago is 'die Jacke', which refers to a jacket and attributed with feminine gender.

[ToolGuy]