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So you think you know everything?

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1) A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.2) A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 3) A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. 4) A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 5) A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 6) A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.7) A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 8) A snail can sleep for three years. 9) Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.10) All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 11) Almonds are a member of the peach family. 12) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 13) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 14) Butterflies taste with their feet. 15) Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. 16) "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". 17) February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 18) In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 19) If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 20) If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.21) It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 22) Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 23) Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 24) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 25) On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 26) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. 27) Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 28) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 29) "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. 30) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 31) The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 32) The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 33) The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.34) The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. 35)The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). 36) There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 37) There are more chickens than people in the world. 38) There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous 39) There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." 40)There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins. 41) Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 42) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 43) Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 44) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 45)Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself..............Now you know everything
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Damn!
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Re: So you think you know everything? (BlueCrush)

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Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »5) A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. This cannot be true. Whenever my niece turns on the light of her fishtank, her goldfish go up to wait for their food.Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »32) The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. I bet that's not all that melted - the guy was probably sterile too.Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »38) There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous You forgot "annelidous"
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Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »1) 13) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. That's not really true. Babies kneecaps are cartilage, they just don't start turning into bone until 3-5 years. This is true for other portions of the skeletal system as well.http://www.madsci.org/posts/ar....html
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Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe »This cannot be true. Whenever my niece turns on the light of her fishtank, her goldfish go up to wait for their food.That would be a conditioned response, not memory.
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Just so you know I did not find this info.It was e-mailed to me and I just copied it onto here.
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4) A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. Unless it hits the grill of my Vibe traveling at 50 mph.
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Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »25) On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. This is an old rumour and was never true.And now we have a two-dollar coin.Some people thought it was a conspiracy to make your pockets wear out faster.I think it has more to do with vending machines, and bar fights.When you forget your brass knuckles, a roll of quarters might not be big enough, so you use a roll of "toonies".
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Quote, originally posted by Atomic »This is an old rumour and was never true.And now we have a two-dollar coin.Some people thought it was a conspiracy to make your pockets wear out faster.I think it has more to do with vending machines, and bar fights.When you forget your brass knuckles, a roll of quarters might not be big enough, so you use a roll of "toonies".it also increased the income of strippers by 150%...now we have to use $5 bills as they don't carry 'change purses'...er...ya.
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Quote, originally posted by Atomb »it also increased the income of strippers by 150%...now we have to use $5 bills as they don't carry 'change purses'...er...ya. I will invent the change dispensing G-string. It will revolutionize the strip club industry.
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Quote, originally posted by redlava »That would be a conditioned response, not memory. You'd make Skinner proud...I stand corrected.
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I have a 2 dollor canadian bill... somewhere in a box lol... and a couple one dollor canadian bills. If I can remember where I put it and find it, I could check this "american flag" rumor.
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Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »44) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. .............Now you know everythingthis I find hard... very hard to believe... Girls are known for their blinking to seduce men to their desires.
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Quote, originally posted by redlava »That would be a conditioned response, not memory.Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe » You'd make Skinner proud...I stand corrected.Pavlov would salivate over that too.
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who the heck got ants drunk??? LOL
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But I already know everything!
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[Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have (removed) for pleasure.]then why is my dog always humping peoples legs??
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Quote, originally posted by joholste »[Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have (removed) for pleasure.]then why is my dog always humping peoples legs??Its the only way he knows how to get the wrinkles out of your jeans... he doesn't have opposable thumbs to use an iron. :D
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Quote, originally posted by desert_dweller »A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.Longer if you blink at it enough.and a boar is the animal that ejaculate the most: up to 1 liter. gross...
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Quote, originally posted by joholste »[Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have (removed) edit: with a partner for pleasure.]then why is my dog always humping peoples legs??that's call masturbation...
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