These idiots are on the same roads we drive every day.

[Mr. Poopypants]

Many people who experienced automobile accidents were asked to explain what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms. The following are apparently true quotes...Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.I thought my window was down, but found out it was up when I put my hand through it.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscurring my vision. I did not see the other car.I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cat.The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front.I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries

[northvibe]

OHHH my gosh...do people come with common sense or did some skip out when they were handed out.

[BOZACK]

People are stupid. I hate people. LOL

[Summer]

This list has been around for a while and I always suspected it was made up; however, for the past several months I have been working as a transcriptionist in the claims department of an insurance company and now I'm a believer. I'm sure they are real! The world IS a strange place!

[zionzr2]

"...I dont have an Anger problem.....I have and IDIOT Problem..."

[tangerine]

Quote, originally posted by northvibe »OHHH my gosh...do people come with common sense or did some skip out when they were handed out.These are teh people that were in line when god was handing out brains they thought he said rain so they replied, "We don't want none."

[Jaycie685]

Most of these people were probably drunk or high!

[tangerine]

Not everyone is a moron when high, maybe they really are brainless.

[Flip-Side]

Hahaha! I was just rear ended last week by a 16 year old girl in her dads Impala. It was just a big bump really, but she said I stopped too fast. I then told her that a red light means stop, and I had been stopped for about 20 seconds before she roared up and hit me. Her dads Impalla had a cracked bumper, bent hood, and broken headlight. "The Dodge", being the beast that it is, came out unscathed save for minor bumper warping. I felt bad and let her go instead of calling the cops, but she called ME a jerk as she walked away because I claimed no responsibility for her mistake. Why are people such idiots?