Naked Tickler strikes!

[ToolGuy]

Victims Say Naked Man Breaks In, Tickles Them POSTED: 7:55 am EDT July 22, 2005 NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. -- Police in one Florida community are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins. Victims said a naked man has entered their rooms while they were sleeping and tickled their feet. The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach this past Saturday and Sunday. Investigators have been working on five similar, unsolved cases since 2001. Most of the victims are women over the age of 60. Officers said they haven't made an arrest yet because they don't have a lot to go on. All right who on the site is this? Drunken?Poopypants?

[drunkenmaxx]

it aint me!most victims over 60????what kind of perv are we dealing with here?

[ToolGuy]

Yeah who wants to say I tickled your mom the other day?

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »Yeah who wants to say I tickled your mom the other day? you mean my grandma? (well old enough to be at least)oooh baby, liverspots.

[Mr. Poopypants]

If I were to break in naked and tickle feet, it would be in my area, Florida is too far away. I hate feet anyway, so it wouldn't be me.And why do I automatically get blamed for this.........you know what, given my prior posts content on GVC, I would suspect me too.

[gargoyle]

What did he tickle them with???

[drunkenmaxx]

why was i brought into this though?all my posts are relevant practical information!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »why was i brought into this though?all my posts are relevant practical information!Yeah, that's a good one. If it pleases the court, I would like to enter the following into evidence as the people's exhibit 1A. http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=17686people's exhibit 1B http://forums.genvibe.com/zerofile/7575/weird.jpgThis is a continuation of the courtroom drama I was brought into a few days ago here on good ol' GVC.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Yeah, that's a good one. If it pleases the court, I would like to enter the following into evidence as the people's exhibit 1A. http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=17686people's exhibit 1B http://forums.genvibe.com/zerofile/7575/weird.jpgThis is a continuation of the courtroom drama I was brought into a few days ago here on good ol' GVC.your honor, i would like to have the previous statements stricken from the testimony. it's all purely heresay.

[Mr. Poopypants]

That motion is denied...one more outburst like that and you will be held in contempt Mr. Drunken.YEP, I'm the prosecutor and judge. You are in some deep poop now!

[drunkenmaxx]

permission to approach the bench?>your honor, the opposing counsel is obviously insane. look at the back of his pants, he's poopped himself again. i would like to request a delay in proceedings pending a full psyciatric evaluation.

[Mr. Poopypants]

That's it! bailif, take him away and confiscate all of his beer.

[Mavrik]

you guys should never be left alone un attended lol.At least he is only tickling them, could be worse.

[Mr. Poopypants]

For the sake of humor, it is best to leave us unattended for short periods of time.

[ToolGuy]

You remember that pic of him passed out with a "Hot Dog" in his hand? He really passed out in someone elses house before he could get naked and tickle people!

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »You remember that pic of him passed out with a "Hot Dog" in his hand? He really passed out in someone elses house before he could get naked and tickle people! your honor, he's leading the witness!oh admit it toolguy, that pic made you hungry!

[rebbierae]

You guys watch too much Law & Order!

[Mr. Poopypants]

I object, the witness's (rebbierae's) entire testimony is without merit, is the court really to believe that she can testify to our TV viewing habits simply by our use of courtroom jargon? Everything she is saying is pure speculation. I ask that the witness be dismissed and her entire testimony be stricken from the records.

[Mavrik]

Objection your honorthe defense is simply looking for excuses to toss out this case, they realise they have a poor chance at winning. The people if given the chance will prove our case with cold hard evidence!*doink doink*

[Mr. Poopypants]

I would be curious to see this evidence counselor!

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »I would be curious to see this evidence counselor!Statute 3.714.67b, section xi, article iii, of the Genvibe criminal code clearly prohibits and/or disallows the disclosure of said evidence pertaining to but not limited to this case on the grounds it could negatively impact the results of the aforementioned legal proceedings. Request denied.

[ColonelPanic]

Give him the chair! the chair!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »Statute 3.714.67b, section xi, article iii, of the Genvibe criminal code clearly prohibits and/or disallows the disclosure of said evidence pertaining to but not limited to this case on the grounds it could negatively impact the results of the aforementioned legal proceedings. Request denied.That's it, I'm calling Sam Waterston