Hillbilly and the mirror

[Mavrik]

Once upon a time there was this old hillbilly and his wife who lived way out in the great outback. One day the hillbilly decided to go into town as it had been years since he had ever gone there as everything he ever needed, he and his wife grew.So he hitches up the old horse to a wagon and treks the 10miles into the nearest town where he looks around at all the marvels of technology they have there. Deciding to pick up a few things for the wife, he finally comes across a framed piece of glass. Looking into the mirror he sees this haggered old man looking back at him with a thick grey beard and having never looked in a mirror before says to himself "Why this old handsome man looks like my father." it warmed his heart to see this and knowing his wife hated his father, decided to buy the "picture" for himself and not show her it.Arriving back on the farm, he gives his wife the gifts he had gotten her but secretly takes the mirror out to the barn and hangs it up in the hayloft. Every day after that he would go out to the barn and look at it before doing his chores.One day his wife decided to go to the barn and goes up into the hayloft and sees the mirror hanging there. She takes a long look in the mirror and becomes very angry with what she sees and finally storms off muttering to herself. "Aye so thats the ugly b1tch he's been cheating on me with!"