My loud neighbor, (a little mature.....)

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hwm187
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My loud neighbor, (a little mature.....)

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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinkingbeer and watching my woman mow the lawn.The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this,that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam frommy lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey***** and then calmly replied..."I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."
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If she likes cutting the grass, what's the big deal?
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Quote, originally posted by hwm187 »On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinkingbeer and watching my woman mow the lawn.The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this,that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam frommy lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey***** and then calmly replied..."I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."LOL the look on her face must have been priceless
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Re: My loud neighbor, (hwm187)

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That is a pretty funny answer!!! Your neighbor needs to get a life!!!!!!Edit: I just read the url on joatmon's posting...you TOTALLY got me on that one!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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