mmm, Lifesavers

[redlava]

A college professor was doing a study testing thesenses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.You know the candies with the little hole in thecenter.He gave all the children the same kind oflifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identifythem by color and flavor. The children began to say:Red............cherry, Yellow.........lemon,Green......lime, Orange.........orange.Finally the professor gave all of them honeylifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes noneof the children could identify the taste. "Well"' hesaid, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mothermight sometimes call your father."One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers outand yelled, "Oh, my God! They're a$$holes!"

[Ponyota]

(removed)! Ewww......

[DaddyVibeMI]

(removed)! That is good one....