Cop joke

[redlava]

CopsWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over thelimit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with thatclassic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's yourhurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?""I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?""Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way upto two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" he asked.You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic Ticket $95.00Court Costs. $45.00The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

[scherry2]

I hope Kharman has a sense of humor cause a police department in Florida can talk to a police department in Iowa...

[redlava]

Don't worry, the Cops in Iowa City already know they are a$$holes. They don't need to be told.

[scherry2]

lolevery town has their share.