The Drivers License...

[ToolGuy]

One day a mother was driving her dughter over to a friends to play.The daughter asked "Mommy, How old are you?"The mother replied "There are some questions you shouldn't ask a woman dear and that is one of them".Then the duaghter asks "Mommy how much do you weigh?".The mother replied "That is another one now please keep quiet!"The daughter is undaunted and asks "Mommy why did you and Daddy get a divorce."The mother turns red and says "Keep quiet - not another word!"When they get to the friends house the mothers are chatting away and the two little girls are also talking. The one little girl tells the other who is complaining that she can't get information from her mother that she should look at her mothers drvers licenseOn the way home the little girl says to her mother "I know how old you are - you are forty." The mother looks at her daughter and frowns.Then the little girl says "..and you weigh 150 lbs."The mother is really annoyed now. "And" says the daughter "I know why you and Daddy are divorced!"."Oh Yeah!" says the mother "Why is that?""Because you got an "F" in (removed)!!"

[Raven]

*GROAN*

[joatmon]

hmmm, I got an M in that class. I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

[PhillyVibeGT]

Looks to me that the little girl is well on her way to a good beating from mommy.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by PhillyVibeGT »Looks to me that the little girl is well on her way to a good beating from mommy. good!!