Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:36 am

http://www.adn.com/front/story....htmlh ... be....html

kostby · Post by **kostby** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:05 am

Are you paying attention, Mavrik??? LOL

PhillyVibeGT · Post by **PhillyVibeGT** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:08 am

Wow! They should post her picture in the postoffice. Don't mess with that crazy b*tch!

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:23 am

Is it wrong of me to find this humorous?:The two were arguing...but at some point they decided to have (removed).After he allowed Tran to tie his arms to the window handle above the bed, she pulled the kitchen knife and severed his (removed)...So, this guy thought being tied up by a woman he just p*ssed off was a good idea?

Atomb · Post by **Atomb** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:26 am

do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:48 am

Quote, originally posted by Atomb Â»do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!NO! but what choice would you have? Would you rather be a eunuch?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:50 am

Another reason for safe (removed). It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase:"Who knows where that thing has been"!

ToolGuy · Post by **ToolGuy** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:27 am

It should be do not have "break-up (removed)!!"

POLO · Post by **POLO** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:21 am

Wow, i didn't somebody will go so far to cut,,,Imagine the pain at that moment,whow the guy was able to walk.

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:29 am

Quote, originally posted by joatmon Â»yeah, but would you be willing to say goodbye to it forever just because it had a little dirt on it?There is actually a certain segment of our population that freely chooses to get that kind of "dirt" on it.

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:36 am

trust me, I'm never being tied to a bed up here

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:33 am

it wouldn't go in the toilet...... that's what the garbage disposal is for. no reattaching that ever. and what? no fun in the bedroom? lolafterall, he's the one that wanted to "break things off" ha ha ha! you should hear the radio guys in the morning on this. it's hilarious! and what's bad is that he was her UNCLE!!!!

fjf511 · Post by **fjf511** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:25 pm

Don't worry dude that probably won't happen to you.....probably

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:17 pm

Quote, originally posted by Atomb Â»do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!LOL! That IS brutal! I wouldn't ask for it back, but that's just me. Like I have any use for it anyway... I'm glad she decided to do something unique with it and flush that sucker... We don't need another Lorena Bobbit copycat, throwing the thing out in a field or something.

joholste · Post by **joholste** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:10 pm

question is how did they find it?

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:26 pm

they called the anchorage water waste utility worker at about 4 am and he took the toilet apart. it was stuck in the S curve, dumped it out in the bathtub and there it was. lol. wouldn't have wanted to get that AWWU service call!

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:00 am

heh... toilet snake... of the one-eyed variety.

PhillyVibeGT · Post by **PhillyVibeGT** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:02 am

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic Â»heh... toilet snake... of the one-eyed variety. Imagine that coming back at ya when your plunging!

joholste · Post by **joholste** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:28 am

man somebody's got one helluva coffee pot story

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:58 am

Quote, originally posted by joholste Â»man somebody's got one helluva coffee pot storylol!"So, how was your weekend?"Oh, you know, not too bad... Other than the fact that my deely dobber got chopped off!"

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:09 pm

Quote, originally posted by Atomb Â»do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!The five second rule only applies to food, not appendages.

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:24 pm

So true! The 5 second rule is your friend... But maybe not in this case...heh... that guy will cringe from here on out every time he hears the term "whack off..." sorry folks, just having too much fun with this...

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:02 pm

oh.... you guys are very bad! you need to CUT IT OUT! or should i say cut it OFF??

GMJAP · Post by **GMJAP** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:26 am

Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe Â»...was recovered from the toilet by wastewater utility workers and reattached surgically by 6 a.m. Sunday. ...and the blue stain should go away in a few days.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:29 am

new meaning to the term poop d*ck??

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:53 am

Quote, originally posted by GMJAP Â»...and the blue stain should go away in a few days.blue balls?>

Psychobroker · Post by **Psychobroker** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:17 am

Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe Â»Is it wrong of me to find this humorous?:The two were arguing...but at some point they decided to have (removed).After he allowed Tran to tie his arms to the window handle above the bed, she pulled the kitchen knife and severed his (removed)...So, this guy thought being tied up by a woman he just p*ssed off was a good idea? Well, make-up (removed) IS the best, so I'm sure he was thrilled (and led on)...what a B!@#$.

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